You should have sex on days that begin with T:
* Thanksgiving
* Tuesday
* Thurstday
* Today
* Tomorrow
* Thaturday
* Thunday
* Every Thucking Day !
Top 10 places to have sex :
o1. in your bed
o2. in your parents' bed
o3. in his car
o4. on a washing machine , while running
o5. in a hot tub
o6. on a beach , down in the sand
o7. on a comfy couch with TV on
o8. on a waterbed
o9. a plane bathroom
1o. in the rain
Top 10 places NOT to have sex:
o1. in the movies
o2. in a car....WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
o3. in front of all your friends
o4. in a phonebooth
o5. in your best friend's bed
o6. at grandma's house
o7. at school
o8. in your dirty basement
o9. on the street
1o. ONLINE
Top 3 things to say before having sex:
o1. I love you (but only if you mean it)
o2. rock my world
o3. let's get ready to RUMBLE...
Top 3 things NOT to say before having sex:
o1. is it gonna hurt ?
o2. sure.....I've done this thousends of times..
o3. are you sure it's on there?
Top 3 things to say after sex:
o1. are you sure this was your first time?
o2. gotta cigarette?
o3. wonna do it again?
Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
o1. that was IT??
o2. I think I hear my mom calling me - see ya
o3. OOPS, the condom broke! my bad!
seX is...
...like Persil (da weiß man was man hat)
...like Ehrmann (keiner macht mich mehr an)
...like AOL (bin ich schon drin?)
...like Haribo (...macht KinDer froh unD erwaChsne eBen so)
...like Douglas (come in and find out)
...like Nokia (connecting peoPle)
...like Nike (just sPort, just do it)
...like Pepsi (ask for more)
...like SamsunG (everyone is involved)
...like Coca Cola (enjoy it)
...like PringelS (einmal gePoppt nie mehr gestopPt)
...like Audi (VorsPrunG durch technik)
...like Sat 1 (power bY emotion)
...like mc DonalDs (I'm loving it)